10/04/2006

The Mary Mix

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Ladies and gentleman, prepare to be astounded and amazed!

Tired of paying those outlandish prices at the ole Starbucks? Well have I got a formula for you. Here's what you do folks. Travel to your nearest gas station (anyone will work as long as it has a cappuccino machine). I have found the best locations to be "RaceTrac" gas stations and the occasional Love's, TA, or Petro truck stop simply because of variety (and because they usually have those little cup sleeves that make the coffee drinking experience much more fun and pleasant).

1) Fill any size coffee cup 1/4 the way with the cappuccino of your choice (French Vanilla for me thanks!).

2) Then fill the remaining cup full of the Coffee of your choice (usually I prefer an original dark roast to a lighter flavor from a country I can't pronounce).

3) Mix with stir stick then apply lid & the ever-lovely cup sleeve.

Starbucks Grande Vanilla Latte = $4
Racetrac 20 oz Vanilla Mary Mix = $.96

Yes! Knowing Starbucks, disliking Starbucks, then kicking Starbucks in the unmentionables. That's how I roll!

Drink up folks! Praising God in the highest, and Robert down here below.

3 comments:

Danielle said...

I love your blog. I don't comment much, but I always read it. I love it.

Robert Conn said...

Then you deserve a link. See I'm more cool than Todd.

Todd Wright said...

ms. beck and i had an agreement about earning a link...

she has not held up her end of the bargain

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