They just don't make blue jeans for the 30-something anymore. I mean here are your choices..
1) The Ghetto Fabulous Cut - 45 square yards of fabric that are designed to fit where your leg and buttocks meet.
2) The Look-At-My-Belly Button Cut - I don't think peolpe want to see my 6 pack enough said.
3) The Paper Shredder Cut - Have you seen these? I have thrown away jeans in better condition than these come NEW! They look like pants that have been run over by a mower and sand-blasted until nothing is recognizable.
Of course if you don't prefer those Trendy styles, you can always go to the back of the store (in the corner) where you can find...
4) The 1990 Acid Wash Deluxe Style
5) The You Must Be 75 to Wear These Style
6) The 1986 Tapered Leg Style
7) The Systhetic Cotton Material Style
I just give up. I'm going to start wearing Overalls again!
1) The Ghetto Fabulous Cut - 45 square yards of fabric that are designed to fit where your leg and buttocks meet.
2) The Look-At-My-Belly Button Cut - I don't think peolpe want to see my 6 pack enough said.
3) The Paper Shredder Cut - Have you seen these? I have thrown away jeans in better condition than these come NEW! They look like pants that have been run over by a mower and sand-blasted until nothing is recognizable.
Of course if you don't prefer those Trendy styles, you can always go to the back of the store (in the corner) where you can find...
4) The 1990 Acid Wash Deluxe Style
5) The You Must Be 75 to Wear These Style
6) The 1986 Tapered Leg Style
7) The Systhetic Cotton Material Style
I just give up. I'm going to start wearing Overalls again!
3 comments:
I thought all Texans wore wranglers!
You do have a good point though! Since I am still in my twenties, i guess i am free to wear the top 3 huh!
I still prefer the tight roll though! That was a great year!
While 1,2,3 might certainly fall into this category, I think you forgot to mention the abundance of "girl pants" out there for guys.
I also hate shopping for jeans. Hey Todd, the girl pants for guys is old school. Sonny used to wear Cher's pants.
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