5/21/2007

25 Reasons Why I Love Lance Burch

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  1. The first time I ever met Lance he said to me, “Nice goatee, I can trust a man with a goatee”
  2. I know he’s only like 30 something but he seems to have always existed. His knowledge is limitless
  3. He let all us friends spend literally countless hours at his house
  4. “Get In”
  5. He wrote Sullivan’s Flaw
  6. He has “kissed the bunny”
  7. Anything truly funny is bound to find its origin in Mr. Lance Burch
  8. The guy has the greatest family in the world
  9. The fake fight between him and Amy still ranks in the Top 10 experiences of my life
  10. The guy was a Youth Pastor in Bridgeport, TX (you thought Sanger was redneck!)
  11. Here is a man who will move his whole family to another state 10,000 miles away simply because it’s a good church (I love and hate him for that)
  12. Once while visiting, instead of driving Shelly & I back to the airport he just tossed me his keys and said “good luck”. (I had never driven in Maryland before)
  13. Only Lance Burch can take a completely innocent topic and turn it into some sexual connotation where everyone dies from laughter
  14. The time he impersonated a World War II vet and then had to share the stage with one
  15. He let me cut his hair with a Weed Eater
  16. He used to laugh when I made fun of him for going bald… now who’s laughing?
  17. Dr. Pepper
  18. The man can do everything but yet give the impression that he has not done a thing! (How do you do that?)
  19. That’s the way uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, I like it!
  20. Like Ben… Like Ben... (clap, clap)
  21. He’s the guy I call when I need some seasoned Youth Ministry advice (WWLD)
  22. He had the audacity to lure Jason Fullen away from Texas and convince him to join his plan for world domination (I love and hate him for that)
  23. The Hunt, Mach Games, Deep Week, (need I say more?)
  24. His dance move during the Milli Vanilli Lip Sync performance
  25. He’s one of my best friends in the whole world… even though I’m secretly collecting data against him in order to get him fired.

1 comments:

Justin Carnley said...

Kudos on No. 25. I laughed out loud!

November 25, 2007 9:39 PM  

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