1) Why can buy an iPod and a car adapter just as easy as I can buy a Twix and Dr. Pepper?
2) Why do people insist on using chop sticks while eating at Panda Express? Is it for the authenticity? Cause when I think authentic Chinese food I think... Panda Express in the Food Court of a Mall.
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Jerry Seinfeld: "You know, I respect the Chinese people. Still hanging in there with the chop sticks. You know they've seen the spoon, right? You can't tell me that some Chinese farmer hasn't looked at a shovel and say, 'Hey...' You not digging up forty acres with a couple of pool cues, are you?"
Don't get me wrong... I'm all about chop sticks. Like at a Hibachi grill... I use chop sticks. But at a Fast Food Mall Food Court???
On the vending machines, that would be one big mixup, huh? Punch the TWIX button and accidentally get an iPod?
Or the other way around.
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