Anyone see anything wrong with this picture? Does this girl look like she needs to lose belly fat?
Here's a hint: How do I keep crap like this from infiltrating the minds of my girls and becoming normative? Shouldn't they have put the patch on a belly like... i don't know... mine? Because the message is clear. 1) Wear this patch and you'll look like this chick. Or 2) Even with a body like this you still need an edge so put this patch on ladies.
Oh, while we're at it... can we include in the patch medicine that will
- Allow me to go 13 years without a period
- Keep me from having any of those what-do-you-call-them?... kids
- Curb my appetite for chocolate
- Reduce my addiction to cigarettes
- Give me one cup size bigger chest
- Release a man-hungry pheromone
- Give me better parking spots at the mall
- And increase my attention span to 5 or more minutes?
Dang it... stuff like this makes me mad!
2 comments:
Uh oh, someone forgot to put on his "stop getting angry at vapid sensuality" patch.
Amen!!
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