11/14/2007

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Anyone see anything wrong with this picture? Does this girl look like she needs to lose belly fat?

Here's a hint: How do I keep crap like this from infiltrating the minds of my girls and becoming normative? Shouldn't they have put the patch on a belly like... i don't know... mine? Because the message is clear. 1) Wear this patch and you'll look like this chick. Or 2) Even with a body like this you still need an edge so put this patch on ladies.

Oh, while we're at it... can we include in the patch medicine that will

  • Allow me to go 13 years without a period
  • Keep me from having any of those what-do-you-call-them?... kids
  • Curb my appetite for chocolate
  • Reduce my addiction to cigarettes
  • Give me one cup size bigger chest
  • Release a man-hungry pheromone
  • Give me better parking spots at the mall
  • And increase my attention span to 5 or more minutes?

Dang it... stuff like this makes me mad!

2 comments:

Bobby said...

Uh oh, someone forgot to put on his "stop getting angry at vapid sensuality" patch.

Shelly Conn said...

Amen!!

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