And so it ends much the same way it started. The cast is off! Here are some new-learned smartologies from having a cast for a month.
Things which will be much easier having my cast off.
1) Showering
2) Combing hair
3) Giving the kids a bath
4) Sleeping
5) Making out with the wife.
6) Eating... (although I did learn good table manners by not being able to use my arm. I kept it neatly positioned in my lap the entire time).
7) Typing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Things that I discovered I could do easily with one arm.
1) Go to the bathroom.
2) Change the TV channels.
3) Drive
4) Read
5) Making out with the wife... One arm... Two arms... does it really matter?
I'm glad to have the beast off of me. My wrist is really stiff. I need to work it loose. I have about 25% flexibility in it as of today.
On a side note, I did get a new chair. I put it together today and oh how it makes my rear end feel free and loved. It's like my backside is having a party and inviting my whole body. No creaking, no falling backward feeling. It's vurry, vurry nice!
Sharper Image Leather Executive Flow Chair
It can be yours too at Office Max...
6 comments:
Robert, Robert, Robert. Ya, you're right the one arm making out really does not work. Glad to see you arm again and really glad you can give the kids a bath and wash their hair.
TMI! Just keep the PDA on the down-low!
Nice chair, by the way. Scott made a new purchase yesterday, too-- a powerwasher! Our back porch has never been so clean. You guys and your toys...
Really? come on guys! enough with the making out! We know. no need to proclaim the making outage on the blog for the whole world to read!
Robert,
that looks like an old man chair. suits you.
Sidearm.
TMI very bad mental picture!!!
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