Just prior to the the Super heroes take-off, this photo was captured of T-Dizzle Man and his trusty sidekick Jonah Boy.

Eye witnesses reported the story seconds before the crusaders sprung into action:
Small child: "Help me T-Dizzle Man, my cat is stuck in the trees over there. You're my only hope"
T-Dizzle Man: No problem small mortal child, my bunny-like leap will get me over there in no time to rescue your feline companion. Hurry Jonah Boy... we must act swiftly and accurately.
Jonah Boy: Do we have to? I mean it's a stupid cat...
It has only been a few months since T-Dizzle Man's apparent outburst at our TV affiliates in Washington D.C. Post columnist Ted McNamara is said to be coherent and is expected to make a full recovery following the attack. McNamara was able to snap this image just moments before the sudden outburst occurred.

4 comments:
Funny and horrifying...
all at the same time.
Just this morning we had a baby bird fall out of it's nest, I should have called these guys to help.
But you called me instead...
The better choice!
How come Rob never does this sort of thing to Jason or Lance?
What gives? Texas peeps are supposed to stick together.
And Shelly can drink a nice tall glass of shutup juice.
(And then a sweet tea.)
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