This just in...
David Blaine will begin his new stunt later this year. He will be strapped naked to a chair in the dead of winter somewhere in the middle of the Arctic. In addition he will be allowed to only eat potted meat, forced to listen to Sonseed tunes, carry on conversations with the guy who sells Oxy Clean, and all while performing card tricks and bringing birds back to life.
When asked why he continues to push his body to the extreme Blaine responded, "Look at me, Look at me... you see that? You see that? Yeah... it's like, hey whistle... red... my head hurts." Shortly after his reply Blaine convulsed and proceeded to show the interviewer a tattoo on his upper thigh which revealed the interviewer's social security number, his wife's middle name, and the card he would have picked had Blaine asked him to perform one of his magic tricks.
6 comments:
You are a funny dude.
I wish we were friends.
Yeah, me too. We'd get along great.
Not me, I hate Todd Wright.
The only thing worse than David Blaine is Chris Angel "Mindfreak."
I have a tatoo of David Blaine on my upper thigh.
Bobby, I have a tattoo of you showing off your tattoo of Blaines' tattoo.
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