YOU ARE NOT YOUR OWN

I've never been much of a fan of the Facebook lists or the little quizzes about people I'm supposed to know. Listen I haven't seen you in like 20 years and I'm supposed to know the name of your first cat? Yeah right?

Anyway, I thought I would post my own list.

10 things you did not know about Robert Conn

1. Me and 3 other larger gentlemen won a lineman relay (a.k.a "fat-man relay") in high school at one of our track meets and we never did get our fruit basket award.
   
2. I actually had one of my ideas patented by Hewlitt-Packard Computers. I got $1,000 for it and they are billionaires.
   
3. I can run 4-5 miles without stopping. Seriously, I tried it the other night. Then two days later I got out of bed.
   
4. I have the most gorgeous wife and the most amazing kids in the world. (Ok, so you probably did know that but I'll take the brownie points anyway, Thank You very much!)
5. I really don't care for video games. I don't hate them or anything but I can only do about 10-15 minutes and then I'm done.
   
6. I really don't care for water parks. I don't hate them or anything (scratch that, I do hate them!) But my kids love them so what's a man to do?
   
7. I have somewhat of a photographic memory when it comes to information I have read or even recognizing people I have met. However, it has no affect on their names. I'd forget my own name if I didn't work at it.
8. I have the patience of a two-year old boy. You want to know how I know? Because I have a two-year old boy.
   
9. The very first question I'm going to ask God Almighty in heaven is, "Dreams??? what were those all about really?"
   
10. While I can't wait for my kids to grow up... When I see old photos of them I get a sick feeling in my stomach because they are growing up far too quickly.