What's up with those restaurant bathrooms that have a wall urinal AND a toilet? They are not small enough to be an obviously single player forum, yet they are not large enough to comfortably state "This is a 2 player ride baby."
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Ahhh. Isn't Scripture just so refreshing at times?
God, remember those Edomites, and remember the ruin of Jerusalem, That day they yelled out, "Wreck it, smash it to bits!" And you, Babylonians—ravagers! A reward to whoever gets back at you for all you've done to us; Yes, a reward to the one who grabs your babies and smashes their heads on the rocks! ~ Psalm 137: 7-9 (The Message)
So I'm at school today and I stop in for a quick lunch between classes. I order a "Three Meat Melt." Now I'm no Mensa member or anything but to me that means some sort of tasty treat on a piece of bread with three kinds of meat which have been heated to some warmer temperature than before.
So imagine my surprise when I get my sublime sub and find it to be COLD. I walk back up to the counter and state, "hey man... my melt's not melted." To which came the reply, "Oh we don't have an oven to melt it... there's a microwave over there if you want to heat it up."
Saddened but resolute I returned to my table. Then I realized that my three meat sandwhich was in fact only a two meat sandwhich. NO BACON! If you know me then you know that Bacon is it's own food group. So now I have a dilema. Do I return and run the risk of being a "rude" Christian on a Seminary campus? Or do I do the bigger thing of accepting my lot in life and eating my pseudo sandwhich?
I returned... pray for me!
"Hey man, I need my bacon."
Several odd glances later... I'm enjoying my unmelted Three Meat Melt.
Glad I didn't order the Steakhouse Roast Beef!
