So I'm at school today and I stop in for a quick lunch between classes. I order a "Three Meat Melt." Now I'm no Mensa member or anything but to me that means some sort of tasty treat on a piece of bread with three kinds of meat which have been heated to some warmer temperature than before.
So imagine my surprise when I get my sublime sub and find it to be COLD. I walk back up to the counter and state, "hey man... my melt's not melted." To which came the reply, "Oh we don't have an oven to melt it... there's a microwave over there if you want to heat it up."
Saddened but resolute I returned to my table. Then I realized that my three meat sandwhich was in fact only a two meat sandwhich. NO BACON! If you know me then you know that Bacon is it's own food group. So now I have a dilema. Do I return and run the risk of being a "rude" Christian on a Seminary campus? Or do I do the bigger thing of accepting my lot in life and eating my pseudo sandwhich?
I returned... pray for me!
"Hey man, I need my bacon."
Several odd glances later... I'm enjoying my unmelted Three Meat Melt.
Glad I didn't order the Steakhouse Roast Beef!
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HI!!
I am so sorry! I love you.
dude that bites... hope it didnt ruin the day! have fun in hebrew!
So what if good ol' SWBTS decided that all of its students had to be kosher? Could you still go to a school that outlawed pork, the greatest of all meats?
I guess I'd be the president of the Heretic Student Club
God does NOT want you to be a doormat...
Go GET THAT BACON, BROTHER!
Your situation would have been perfect to test out my new decision-making theory:
WHAT WOULD JOHN MAXWELL DO?
"The 231 irrefutable reasons why I love Bacon?"
"Unleashing the Bacon-lover Within"
I have to say that I don´t feel sorry for you Robert. I don´t remeber the last time I had bacon. And here in Costa Rica I don´t get meat very often in my host home. I am starting to be a vegatarian because of it. If I do get meat it is cut up into little pieces in rice or eggs or it is a piece of balongna. Just a look into a missonaries life. Love ya even though you get to eat bacon.
Sarah J. Moore
Uh oh, gang...looks like we've a confirmed one-upping occuring in the comment located immediately above.
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