YOU ARE NOT YOUR OWN

My son loves wieners. Franks, Brats, Hot Dogs, whatever you want to call them.. he loves them. So Shelly goes to the store yesterday and when she gets home the usual 150+ bags of groceries litter our kitchen and dining room. As we are putting up the groceries we look at Levi and he has perfectly executed a reconnaissance mission which left him alone with the package of "franks" and has upon his attempting to obtain one, he has bitten a whole in it trying to access his favorite snack. What are we going to do with this boy?


On a somewhat related topic. My girls are at the age where they are experimenting with different names for various body parts. Well it seems that a "friend" of the girls' has introduced the name "wiener" for the male body part that most identifies a boy as a boy. So we were ok with this until we noticed that things started getting really confusing when we would talk about the aforementioned Oscar Mayer wieners (i.e. hot dogs). So no longer could we talk about cooking wieners, or eating wieners, without things getting really awkward.

So since I'm a guy I'm pretty savvy on all the lingo and nomenclature for the male anatomy. I don't want to say I'm an expert by any means but I think I've heard just about all of it. However I'd like your opinion on the matter. Which name should we use for the... well... uh... you know? Do we give it a cute nickname? Do we call a spade a spade? What? We don't want to get things confused with dinner time any longer.

Ideas?